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MYSTERY OF THE SEX-CRAZED, HUNGRY, ENGLISH-SPEAKING BABOONS
A troop of baboons which attacked single women and demanded
food and Sex (in English) had the people of Swaziland, southern Africa,
so terrified that the Swazi Parliament even passed a motion to have baboons
exterminated in the country.
The baboons, calling each other by names such as “bottle
juice” would attack women at night, jumping on the roofs of their
houses, demanding food and Sex. If neither was provided, they stole the
women’s livestock.
However, the mystery was solved after police investigators
came to the conclusion that it was impossible for baboons to speak English
and laid a trap to catch them. The result was the arrest of three youths,
aged between 12 and 16, after numerous reports by terrified women of a
“plague” of baboons which smashed windows, teased children
or stole animals unless they were “pacified” by Sex and food.
Hundreds of women left their homes and fled to the villages
and towns.
One woman said that she had been chased out of her house by the baboons.
“I was sleeping when I heard this gruff voice calling me from the
roof. It demanded food and Sex. The voice said the baboons knew that I
stayed alone. They killed my chickens and ran off with some of them”.
Seeing the boys fleeing in the moonlight, she was convinced
they were demons in the form of baboons after seeing their fur and ears.
Another woman complained of “bewitched baboons”
who said they would roast her pig if she didn’t let them into bed
with her. “I refused and they stole the pig. They should be punished”,
she said.
Punished they have been. The local court sentenced the 12-year-old
to 5 lashes of the whip and the 15- and 16-year-olds will spend 20 months
in jail. The mystery of how they convinced people that they were baboons
is simple: they had stolen some ceremonial baboon skins.

Denmark: Sex for the Disabled
The official ‘Sex, irrespective of disability’
campaign pays sex workers to provide sex once a month for disabled people.
The legal guidelines advise: “It could be of great
importance that the carer speaks to the prostitute together with the person
in their care, to help them express their wishes.”
The opposition parties call this an 'immoral way of spending
tax-payers’ money', but Stig Langvad from Denmark's Disabled Organization
said: “The disabled must have the same possibilities as other people.
Politicians can debate whether prostitution should be allowed in general,
instead of preventing only the disabled from having access to it.”
Playmates offer sex to avoid arrest
Two Playboy playmates found themselves in trouble after
apparently getting drunk and unruly on a Frontier Airlines flight out
of Denver International Airport
The playmates
were arrested when the plane landed in San Antonio, Texas Sunday after
the flight from Denver landed. They were apparently so drunk on the plane
that they were deemed a danger to themselves and others. The playmates
were Danielle Gamba, 23, and Carrie Minter, 22.
Both were taken to jail
in San Antonio for more than 5 hours after being arrested. "There
was some yelling and cussing," David Hebert, a spokesman for the
San Antonio airport said. "They were charged with public intoxication." Police
reports and reports from Frontier said the women were unruly on the 2
hour flight. They fought with each other and other passengers.
"One
of the women started saying she was a celebrity and that's why the passenger
who complained 'shouldn't mess with her,' and that sort of thing," Hebert
said. Authorities in San Antonio said it became even more bizarre.
Gamba
reportedly may have tried another tactic to avoid arrest. "At one
point he said one of the women made sexual advances toward both the primary
officer and the officer who was there for backup," Hebert said.
Frontier said the women's behavior compromised the safety of the flight.
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