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Strange and Stupid Sex LawsThis examples for strange and stupid sex laws are collected from various sources on the internet - there is no guarantee they are correct or true - but better be careful before breaking one of these laws - there are severe punishments for some sexual activities in some countries
In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. In Tibet, many years ago, the law required all women prostitute themselves. This was seen as a way to gain sexual experience prior to marriage. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating
instructors from having sexual relations with their female students. This
misdeed, called "the seduction of female students," is prosecuted
as a felony. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom. In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual
activity with the lights on. In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency
to habitually kiss other humans." In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage." In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed
for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal. In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal
for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing
a corset. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching
two people having sex in a car. In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act. In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile
unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's
own property. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
lover may be killed in any manner desired. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female
shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless
she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a
club." It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. Maryland prohibits the selling of condoms through vending machines in gas stations and stores—with one major exception. Prophylactics may be dispensed by a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
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